Monday, December 02, 2002

I have something to annouce, I have once again, being nominated for the best vampire award which I am gonna win SINCE I am the ONLY one eligible for it...
Thank you, the fans especially for the support you have given me, for being with me through thick and thin, through fire and water, and the pirahans and sharks (where most of my fans "disappeared" but I will forever remember them for they have done a great deed for nature). This is totally unexpected, I have being NOMINATED! NOMINATED AND NOT A DIRECT WIN! SURPRISED! And there's no competition yet I have not receieved the prize but only a damn nomination! "THANK YOU" FANS! YOU GUYS HAVE BEING COMPLETELY "HELPFUL"! I will repay you guys! (By feeding you guys to the sharks and doing a good deed for nature, thank me for being so kind to you fans) Werewolves, mummies, fairies, all those inhuman things who have organised this competition, thank you so much for not giving me the prize, cause I will have one more reason to tear you up! I AM THE GREATEST CREATURE OF ALL TIME! AND YOU DARE TO NOT GIVE ME THE PRIZE! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
I wanna thank all those "sponsors" who have provided me with the cash needed for my accomodations and bills, although there were some misunderstanding between us at the beginning (They were rude and refused to give me any money), it was soon resolved and we became "great partners" (After I showed them what would happen to them if they refused to sponsor me and a few demostrations of my invincibility), thank you all! THANK YOU VERY MUCH OR PROVIDING THE LIMITLESS CASH, BUT I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU GUYS NOW SO YOU WILL BE DISPOSED! THANK YOU FOR ALL YOU CO-OPERATIONS!
I am so touched by my fans, that I will be reward them with a poem...hope you guys enjoy

Blood, blood everywhere
Everywhere I see is huge containers of blood around me
Gushing with laughter and cheers for me
Blood, blood everywhere
Red delicious food surrounding me everywhere I go
Tempting me, seducing me...
Once they get too near to me,
I would have a nice meal to feast on
Ahhh, blood, delicious blood flowing freshly out of the containers...

THANK YOU FANS, FOR SUPPORTING ME, THE GREATEST VAMPIRE OF ALL TIME!

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