Well, well, I finally get to see the Vampire show again! It's still as great as ever, if not better! Wow...I think there are some familiar characters in the story...and I have a feeling more familiar characters will be popping up in the story as it goes on...wonder what will happen next in the story. Well, what happened today? Well, nothing much since there is the same boring school of course, I have to endure it but don't worry about me, cause I have an invincible body to help me, better care about yourselves since your human bodies aren't strong enough. AH! Sometimes, I hate myself for being so invincible, its boring having no one able to challenge me...sigh...of course, guys, don't be jealous since I don't have much of a choice as a vampire...well, next time I will talk some stuffs that will probably offend many people but heck, like I CARE!

(Previously, the vampire was walking to the cursed school, what happened before that, find it out YOURSELF! Who else can you blame except yourself for not following the GREATEST show of all time, directed by the greatest director of all time! Please don't beg on your pitiful knee mortals, cause I won't even bother about you! OoooOooooOOOoooo...don't even think about cursing me you pitiful mortals, cause I know what you are thinking and when you do curse me, you will know what a sleepless night is all about.)

On my way to the so-called college that I just registered in, the sun was blazing high up in the sky; people around me were sweating profusely, like the river flooding the place. What about me? I wasn't affected much by the heat from the Sun but the glare is irritating. Yes, me, the vampire can live under the Sun unlike those so-called folk tales where vampires are vulnerable under the Sun. Of course, there may be other species of weak willed vampires around me that I may not know of, cause they are almost like the human race, pathetic. A disgrace when compared to me, one of whom is invincible, of infinite power. Of course, if I get to meet these vampires, I might even pretend to be weak, to lure them to attack me, to pretend that I'm one of the pathetic humans. And when they DO attack, I will let them taste what it feels like to be the prey, to taste what is worst then death, to shatter their confidence in their "mighty" powers. Ha...I would enjoy their expression, the face of confidence turning into a face of helplessness, of despair, how a being more superior to themselves shatters their beliefs.Yes, I would enjoy this. Maybe it is a worse fate to be a weak vampire than being a human being. Their partial immortality will just make them suffer more unlike the fragile human, who like the flies, are squashed easily under my supreme power. Of course, no matter how I squash the human race, they will repopulate themselves more quickly than an ant, and that's the only thing I like about the human race, their persistence in their life, like the cockroach, and I enjoy torturing each of them as much as they like to persist in their mere existence for as long as they repopulate themselves, I would have more people to torture.

Of course, I have to hide my identity as the most powerful vampire, for I hate to kill all the people all at once, for even if all of them take up arms against me, none of their modern weapons can hurt me, they will just be easily squashed like the bugs they squash everyday, like the things from mother nature they abuse everyday...yes, I hate the human race...for they abuse Mother Nature...

Ah, the college. Full of the fragile humans, full of the things that were stolen from Mother Nature. A place where the youngsters gather to study, to have fun. And when they enter society, they will become the ones who will abuse the natural resources, to become the next generation of abusers. They are all sorts of people here, who are just as stupid as I thought they would be. Just as pathetic as I thought the human race will be. They have dreams, but none of their dreams interest me cause their dreams are just too superficial, too boring for me. But if there's a dream that makes me furious, it's the dream to be rich, to have lots of money. Although the human dream is pathetic, to me, the most pathetic human is the human who dreams to have lots of money, for they are the most boring people on Earth. Dream to make money? Ha...they will resort to anything to make money...they have no pride, no interest, like a robot cunning and devious, although there are some exceptions, but most of the people who dreams to make money are like that. For they are such boring people, even I, the greatest being of all time, feel that it will dirty my hands if I really kill them, and their blood will just contaminate me superior blood. But I do kill these people if I have no choice, if they offended me, they are as good as dead by the next day. Of course, the news will be all over the country, for when I do kill these people, I do it in a slow, painful, gruesome way that no one can imagine. Once, I remembered, that I tied up a pitiful person on the wall, and I skinned him alive. Of course, the guy screamed out, too bad no one comes to his rescue, only the wolves came. Well, well hungry wolves came, what can I do to help them curb their hunger? Ah, food right in front of me for the wolves. Do I have a choice? To save ten lives or rather to waste one life? The choice is obvious. Of course, I will spare you guys the details, for you guys can imagine what I will do next with a small pen knife in my hands. Of course, the person is still alive once I have finished, except his body is gone, only the head and inner organs remained and I managed to kept his soul in with my power for several days and I dug a hole, and buried his inner organs down into the soil, with the head up for him to breathe, merciful, aren't I?

In college, I felt something bumped into me. I looked down and I had to rub my eyes...am I seeing things? For I thought I saw a dwarf in college. Doesn't dwarves live only in fairy tales? Well, Mother Nature is full of surprises and the curious thing is, the thing talked!

The Dwarf stammered: "so...so..sorr...sorry!, I didn't see you."

Ah...his reply amuses me, me, being much taller than this dwarf and he can't even see me? Where are his eyes growing? But, deciding to be merciful, and since this short thing isn't human, I decided to spare his life for the time being...I looked at the dwarf...country sis...ai...or whatever it is...it is holding something. Ah, a book on sorcery. So this dwarf decided to be a mage eh? Well, no matter how hard he trained, he will not be as powerful as me. I stared at him, my fiery eyes burned down on him and he didn't even bulged from my stare...maybe he is too short to see my stare...I said...
"Next time be careful, shorty...or I won't show you any mercy..."

With that I walked away from the stunned dwarf...

(To be continued...)

(Next: The vampire will continue to meet various interesting people next episode, and the next guy he will meet will be a very tall skinny giant! Stay tuned for the next exciting episode, pathetic humans!)

(Note from the Greatest Director of all time, TBK: Sorry, my faithful fans, I was busy doing my own stuffs and wasn't able to continue the vampire story until now...sorry for the rude intro...bear with the narrator...but then again, since I am the greatest director of all time, I have the right to do my piece of work anytime I want so GET OFF my shoes you MORONS and don't flood my E-MAILS and LETTERBOX, BEGGING ME TO CONTINUE THE STORY! And if you think I care about you fans, THINK AGAIN! You FANS are HELPLESSLY addicted to my STORY! SO WHY SHOULD I EVEN CARE! BE CAREFUL, DON'T FLOOD ME, OR YOU WILL BE SORRY! I have the GREATEST MERCENARY GROUP EVER AROUND ME, CALLED BK MERCENARIES, SO DON'T BOTHER ME AGAIN, UNDERSTAND!)