Friday, February 06, 2009

It is almost half a year since my latest entry...time does really flies by without you realizing it eh?
So whats up with the old dude during the past 6 months when he went into hiding from the wood stalkers around trying to stalk a wooden stake into the heart in order to kill him? Oh well, I basically answered the question for you so forget about guessing it and jumping around because you guessed correctly like those quiz shows on TV...but then again, you wouldn't do that cause there is no money involved in guessing correctly... ah well...but hey, I do give money to those who guess correctly in quizzes I give out, just that the nature of the money involved here can only be used in the afterlife...well, those past winners basically have quite a substantial sums in their pockets right now down there...(ok, I made that up cause I never did offered any quiz in the first place here)

ANYWAY, whats up with me during the past 6 months? Nothing as usual except trying to hunt down my muse which I have been doing for years and looking for new supplies of blood around and thinking...thinking...thinking... yeah, that's what I specialize in...thinking about nothing of particular importance just to stimulate my brain into its never ending confusion and the never ever reaching a conclusion... call me wishy-washy or whatever but I believe that no conclusion is a conclusion itself cause there are things that there are no answers to...like whether human race is actually an alien race that invaded earth...or whether the earth is actually a huge test tube that aliens are conducting and humans are just part of the specimen they put and the history we read are actually just implanted in the memories of the distant past...ok, I digress again...

Well, there is something that I ponder and that is the obession of some people claiming themselves to be foodies and writing food reviews of stalls around and critiquing...sure, if does serve as a good source of information for those unadvertised food but then again, the question is, what is a foodie? A foodie is one who loves his food and will go to great lengths just to get his hands on good food right? But lets just sit down and ponder for a second... sometimes, whenever I read food blogs, I get really pissed at the elitism in the post that it puts me off and I wanna just go stuff some grass down the writer's mouth and its not because of the food they write about (although there are times when they write about food that the 97% of the population can't afford and don't ask me where I got the figures, but then again, in the first place humans are degrading life cause we put a price tag on everything...if you ask me how much a human is worth I would think it cannot be priced cause it lies in the negative range) but rather the attitude they have towards food in general. First of all, an important question for so-called foodies, can a foodie call himself a foodie if he waste food he don't like just because of the taste when millions are starving in the world? Or because it is slightly unhealthy because it doesn't taste exceptional and exceeds his blasted calorie intake? Does that give him the right to refuse to finish the damn plate of fried kway teow just because it doesn't taste exceptional and it is detrimental for health? And for the whoever(Mr G, the irresponsible judge up there) sake, ya, I know you treasure your life and all and that plate might be detrimental to your body but hey, its just a single live involved compared to the liveS (note the S) involved in a single plate of fried kway teow that you ordered because of your craving... I know I might be blowing out of proportion but hey, the lives of the shells involved and the pain staking time of the farmers involved to grow the rice on their fields just to provide that single plate for your bloated stomach and you didn't even show the least respect by finishing that plate just because of health and taste? Rationally, mathetically, the amount of effort,time and lives involved in frying a plate of fried kway teow is greater that a single person life and just because of the luck of birth in an affluent country doesn't give anyone the right to waste food that millions are craving and the term foodie is somehow insulted if it finds out how the so called "foodies" are wasting crazy amounts of food just because they don't like the taste...or maybe the term foodie is already a degrading notion that is associated with money=food=I can waste cause I can afford it ah huh ah huh...well screw it then and because of the biased judge around, punishment in the form of lightning strike on the head don't happen to people who unreasonably waste food... IF HUMANS ARE ALREADY DEGRADING LIFE BY PLACING A PRIZE TAG ON IT, I THINK IT IS THE LEAST RESPECT TO AT LEAST FINISH IT WITHOUT WASTAGE OR DON'T ORDER IT AT ALL IF YOU FEAR FOR YOUR HEALTH AND YOU TASTEBUB! In fact, I think so called foodies might as well not eat at all if you are planning to waste food from the very beginning just because of a malfunctioning tastebub in the system...

Ahh...the nature of capitalism created such a problem of wastage and the rich poor divide and finally the economy collapse that I think should happen to expose the very fault of the economy system right now...and of course, the absurb amount the elites earn even if they fail...seriously, I don't see any reason for elites to earn those unearthly numbers that makes even the devil crinch in shame... and whats more, rewarding them for failure? Whoopie... I think the devil would gladly switch job with you cause if he failed in his mission to be the ruler of the underworld, all hell would break loose and he wouldn't earn a cent for his effort.. (but well, he is in hell in the first place so maybe the term all heaven will break loose would be more approriate for his circumtances but hey, who can gurantee heaven won't be worse then down there? But then again, if I were to use the theories in my last few post about how the creations' society (the lower) reflects the nature of the creator society (Mr G), then maybe Mr G rewards those who failed so maybe the devil might get something afterall...ahh, the corruption involved up there makes me shiver...well, its actually pretty cold at night for the past few days for forgive me...)

And so, because I am lazy, I would just stop here for the time being and recuperate from the long post and depending again on my mood, maybe I will post again soon ...(like maybe in another 6 months later?) ...so check back soon for any updates if you feel like getting confused again or to keep guessing when I will post...oh, and as promised in the earlier part of the post, an undiclosed amount of money would be given out if you guess correctly when my next posting would be so cya then! (Note: The amount and currency of the cash involved is not stated due to the fiancial crisis but rest assured that the amount will appreciate with time when the economy recovers...just remember the nature of the money involved here as stated earlier in the post in case you guys accuse me of lying)

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